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How Many Dogs Does it Take To Change a Lightbulb?

Mon Sep 21, 2009, 4:20 PM
GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a burned out bulb?"
BORDER COLLIE: "Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. And, paint the ceiling, and..."
DACHSHUND: "You know I can't reach that stupid bulb."
ROTTWEILER: "Make me!"
LAB:"Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?"
MALAMUTE: "Let the Border Collie do it. Let the Lab help. You can feed me while they're busy."
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: "I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture."
POODLE: I'll blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."
GERMAN SHEPHERD DOG: "I'll guard the socket while somebody does it. GRRRR..."
COCKER SPANIEL: "Why change it? I can pee on the carpet in the dark."
DOBERMAN PINSCHER: "While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the sofa."
BOXER: "Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark......"
MASTIFF: "Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark."
CHIHUAHUA: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb."
SALUKI: "Well, someone had better change it soon, I am way too pretty to sit around in the dark."
IRISH WOLFHOUND: "Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover and . . "
POINTER: "Show the Border Collie where it is! See it? There it is! There it is! It's right there! Look UP!"
GREYHOUND: "It isn't moving. Who cares?"
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: "Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?"
HOUND DOG: "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
CAT: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs and I am not one of THEM. So, the question is, how long will it be before I get some light in here?"

  • Mood: Peaceful

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  • Current Residence: In a Box
  • Interests: Design,Guitar,Bass Guitar,Music,Art,and Vampires
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:iconfoxywoxyvixen16:
OH F*CK!!!!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE POE AND RENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
:iconfoxywoxyvixen16:
what kinda vampires do you like???
twilight? or the dracula type or the ones from the city of bones or the vampire diaries?!? =S
:iconvampire-in-training:
Well I cant stand the Twlight Vampires (not vampires, vampires should not sparkle), but I love most others. I cant say Im familier with the city of bones (though it sounds familier) or the vampire diaries(Heard of it), but Dracula of course is the classic.

Though I would have to go with Anne Rice is the master creator of vampires. Fast and Strong, but not superhuman.

Yourself?

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“One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes.”
:iconfoxywoxyvixen16:
LOL!
i loveeee vampires... all kinds... even edward cullen (dont hate me!!)
im not obsessed with him.. i like him with his bella... well if it helps they only sparkle coz they attract humans to them so that they can eat them... lol

yeah we all <3 dracula... but it i always imagined him as this gothic sex god but in the book hes this old saggy dude.. =S

annie rice...? must read her stuff...
well im on vampire dairies... its like a compromise between the vampires you like and the twilight ones.. try it... and reply soon ;)
:iconvampire-in-training:
The Diaries book sounds fine. I dont mind if you like Edward, I liked him in the first book. It was mostly his personality that was a huge turn-off to him and the series, then of course as I read more vamp books and watched more vamp movies I began not liking that style of Vampire.

(and I totally picture Dracula like a gothic sx god as well)

Anne Rice Wrote the Vampire Chronicles with Lestat. If you've heard of Interview with a vampire and Queen of the damned as movies, those are based off her books. Lestat is like Dracula...onl actually a gothic sex god. haha...sort of.

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“One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes.”
:iconfoxywoxyvixen16:
COOL!
oh yeah wasnt tom cruise or brad pitt or both in 1 one of those?

lol... i dont just like edward... i love all the twiight vampires except caius from the volturi and sam the werewolf coz caius is a pms-y bitch and sam is a 2timing asshole... lol

sooooo... yay...we have the same sex god picturing!!
=DD

so what else do you like besides vampires?
i had this whole witch craft phase...
you?

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